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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Mouth of Babes: 6-9-13


Mouth of Babes:

Some primary quotes from today.

(Yesterday K saw Nephi working at the movie theater)
K: Hey! I saw you working at the theater!
Nephi: Yes you did, that's where I work.
K: You can't have two jobs though!?
Nephi: I don't
K: Yes you do. One at the theater and one here at church. You can't do that!

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Mallory: In the future I hope that you will raise your hand before you make a comment
P: There's no such thing as future...
Mallory: Yes there is, the future is tomorrow.
P: (puts hands on head) Oh my gosh! So much stuff is going to happen!

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C: Hey everybody. Can I tell you all something before we pray and leave?
Mallory: Yes, C, go ahead.
C: Well, we have hot tub and we're going to get in it tonight. You are all invited. Just call this number (says his phone number) and bring a swimsuit.

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K: You never came over to my house and played tennis with me! You promised me you'd come this summer!

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Mallory: (reading a story from the manual)
D: (raises hand-interrupts story) My grandpa's name is Jeff (the story was about a boy named Jeff)
Mallory: (keeps reading)
K: Sister Guymon, you are so pretty.
P: You're the prettiest girl in the world.
C: Yea Sister Guymon
Mallory: Oh, thanks guys!
P: My mom is the second prettiest girl in the world!
Mallory: Oh, your mom can be first. I can be second.

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It was a rowdy day in primary.








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Sunday, May 26, 2013

He's a Vloggin' Machine!

As you all know, Nephi is terribly talented. Like, I really hope our kids get all his talent and my eye-sight. I would be happy with that.

He's decided to record our life via video while I record via blog. He tries to keep them between 2-4 minutes  because let's be honest...no one watches those long videos anymore.

To see our recent videos, check out his channel! Subscribe and share :).

Here are a few of my favorites lately!










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Sunday, January 20, 2013

Mouth of Babes 1-20-13


This is Nephi blogging today. It is time for the next installment of Mouth of Babes from our primary class. Today was a crazy one.  At the beginning of primary we had two new twin boys show up with their mother. These two boys were not thrilled about being in primary. They had quite a tantrum.  Their mother decided to take them home so myself and another guy helped bring the boys out to their car.  Long story short I got my workout in for the day, got kicked in the shins, punched in the face about 5 times and punched in the throat. Now it's quote time.

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C: Look at my hands! ( shows me that both of his hands have a few small red marks)
Me: What happened?
C: Well... this one here I had a screwdriver and was trying to get some paint off and then BAM! Got me. And this one... I just pulled some skin off.

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K: Oooh (dramatically sighing) I remember the days with sprinklers.
Me: What?
K: Yea! We had a sprinkler in our yard and we could run around in it with bananas!

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(Primary leader was pointing out words that rhymed in a song)

J: I know words that rhyme.
Mallory: Oh yea?
J: Yea...Duck... and............goose?
Mallory: How about goose and moose?
J: Oh! Yea.

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K: I missed you guys while I was on vacation in Idaho.
Me: Do you mean Alaska? Because we are in Idaho...
K: No... we're in Alaska. I went on vacation to Idaho.
Me: No, you went to Alaska and missed us and then came back to Idaho.
K: I know, that's what I said. I missed you while I was in Alaska.
Me: .......thank you.

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(I started singing with in a British accent to one of the songs)

K: (looks at me and laughs for a second then suddenly stops)  Ok... Zip Zip.. aaaand Lock it.
Me: (zip zipped and locked)

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K: My brother picks on me
Mallory: Oh yea? Do you pick on him?
K: No, and my sister really likes me.
Mallory: Oh so you're perfect.
K: They say I'm noisy. I'm noisy, but I'm perfect.

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Well it was kind of a "K" day as you can tell. We hadn't seen her for a couple weeks so she was pretty excited to be back.





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Sunday, December 9, 2012

Mouth of Babes: 12/9

This weeks lesson was on the Resurrection. We taught the kids about it a few weeks ago when we had a lesson on Christ so we tried to test their knowledge on what they knew. Let me tell you, these kids are smart! They explained the Resurrection to us! At the end, we had a few kids come up and they would wear my coat and we would say that it was their body. Then, Nephi would tell them how they died (Sorry parents, it wasn't that detailed) and we would take the coat off and they would "fly away" into the spirit world. We would tell them that it was "time" and they would come back into the jacket. They LOVED it. So simple and so easily entertained. We love these kids.


From the mouths of our babes:

Mallory: We missed you at the ward Christmas party! Santa came.
K: What? Where?
Mallory: Here. At the church, last night.
K: Oooo, I didn't tell my Mom! Ahh, man. Well, we were tired. We stayed home and watched a movie.
Mallory: Oh, cool.
K: And ate pizza in the basement with bread sticks and ketchup. YOU missed out.

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(The kids were really rowdy when we first got into the classroom. We usually let them tell us a few stories from the week before we start the lesson.)

Nephi: Okay everyone, wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!

(All the kids wave their hands in the air.)

P: I did it the best!
K: I did it the bestester!
P: (Looks at K with a sad face) Well, that wasn't nice.
K: (Yells) WE ALL DID IT THE BEST!

--

(During the same period of time as the above mentioned quote.)

P: Can I touch your shoes? (They had a flower on them.)
Mallory: Sure.
K: Can I touch your shoes?
(Both touching my shoes.)
P: Can I touch your tights? I LOVE polka dots!


Eventually, they all come over and are all touching my tights, then my dress, then my belt, and then we pulled them off of me. Then we hear this:

C: Well, I'm lucky because I can do this...(He reaches over and starts rubbing the hair on Nephi's arm. HA! It was awkward.)

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(After the prayer.)

P: You (facing towards 'K') need to fold your arms and close your eyes during the prayer.
K: I can't. I can't close my eyes! See! (She starts blinking her eyes like crazy.)

--

(We started talking about death and the Resurrection.)

P: When I was born, there was a bright light...(Nephi and I look at each other in shock.)...and an angel appeared! And turned me into a princess!
K: Uhhh, Okay...(Sarcastically.)
P: What??? That's what my Dad told me!

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(We brought brownies because it was 'K' birthday 2 weeks ago and it was our cute twins birthday, too. We sang to them and then they all grabbed a brownie and we had 1 sugar cookie left over. 'K' and 'P' both wanted it but they seemed to come to an agreement where 'P' got it and 'K' took a brownie.)

K: You wanna split that cookie?
P: No thanks.
K: (In shock) Whhhhhaaa? I thought we were friends!? Friends split cookies.
P: No...they would get their germs.

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Bah! Today was great. You can see that 'P' and 'K' took over the majority of the conversations today. They each have their "Sunday" but those two are usually the stars of the show. We die over them each week like it is the first but they know us, and we know them. The girls are sweet and compliment me on my outfits and they all drool over Nephi's teaching and his magic. The 2 hours we spend with them are not enough and today we asked the Bishop if we could move up with them next year to the older class and he said go for it! We just have to get the primary presidents approval. :)

See the other previous Mouth of Babes here!



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Sunday, December 2, 2012

Mouth of Babes 12/2

We had a smaller class today which was a relief but the lesson was: I can show love for animals.

Enough said. 

(P is on one side of me and K is on the other. I am trying to tell Nephi how many copies to get of a handout and I hear this conversation...)

K: Hey, (tapping my thigh over and over again), Hey, ummm, Hey! 
P: Don't call her "Hey"! (Sternly) Teacher....Teacher....

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Bishop: (Holds up a Book of Mormon) What is in this book?
I: PAGES! (He is in the sunbeams class in front of us.)

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(Nephi interviews a few of the kids asking them questions and recording it on the phone.)

Nephi: What's your favorite animal?
C: Um, a squirrel. 
Nephi: How old do you want to be when you grow up?
C: Um, 88. 
Nephi: What do you want to be with you grow up? 
C: Um, sell water softeners. 

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(I would describe an animal and they would guess what animal I was describing.)

Mallory: I have a bushy tail and I love to run up trees. 
P: Umm...MORT! 
Mallory: No...
K: What's a Mort!?
P: It's a bush animal...(duh)...from Madagascar. 

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(We have a little girl in our class whose parents are divorced and she comes every other week and missed a few weeks. We walked into sharing time and I welcomed her and told her we missed her.)

K: Um, what's that girls name?
(I tell her.)
K: Do you think we should have her say the prayer because she missed a few weeks? 
Mallory: Yes, sure. That is a great idea.

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These kids never cease to amaze us. We are in love. 

Oh, and stay tuned for next week. We've been asked to be Joseph & Mary in the Ward Party nativity scene....Yeah, looking forward to it. 



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Sunday, November 11, 2012

From the Mouths of Babes

Anyone know that video the church put out "From the Mouths of Babes"? My family LOVES that video and after teaching primary a few years ago for my first time, I can see why this video was made. Kids are SO funny!

We currently teach in the primary 4 year-olds that turned 5 this year. We've been in this calling since September and love it so much. We honestly look forward to going to church, and coming home exhausted. Our class started off with 4 cute girls and has evolved into 2 boys and 7 girls. We die over them. They are cute and not those snotty nose kids that you are scared to touch. If you hang out with us, then you have already heard of the kids because we always talk about them. Dear Bishop, don't release us!

Since they say so many funny things to entertain us, we thought we would share the wealth by blogging every Sunday with our very own "From the Mouth of Babes". Hope you enjoy!

K: You better watch out for my brother. He'll punch you in the face.
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P: Guess what?! My Grandma is on a cruise....she has a new boyfriend.
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K: Hurry up, hurry up! Cause it's fast Sunday!
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K: Why is that boy crying? (Pointing at the sunbeam crying during his primary talk.)

Nephi: I don't think he likes talking in front of people.

K: I think he needs a dog.
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Mallory: Alright everyone, what are you going to tell your parents you learned today?

Everyone: Read your scriptures! Go to church! Be reverent! 

K: (Raises her hand) Can I tell my parents something else? 

Mallory: Uhhhh....

P: Can I tell my parents, what's up dude!?!
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D: I just need to check if the licorice is GLUTEN FREE!!
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Nephi: They are going to pick me to go up there.

A: No, you're not going to get picked. You're a teacher!

Nephi: Yeah, yeah I am going to get picked.

A: NO! You're not! Your head is TOO BIG!
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D: What's your name again?

Nephi: Brother Guymon

D: Oh yeah...I call you Brother Dixon.
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Mallory: (Handing out candy) You get, what you get...

K: And you don't throw a fit!
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(After Nephi does magic for the kids)

P: You're terrific!

Nephi: No, you're terrific!

P: Well...I am half princess, half cowgirl...
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(About the watch "Finding Faith in Christ" video clip)

P: Oh, I have seen this before. It makes water come out of my eyes!
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Stay tuned every Sunday for more funnies!! 


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